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[Aug. 19th, 2025|04:23 pm] |
 
Take criticism and smash it into dust.
Add color and use it to produce breath-taking images of unicorns
frolicking through endless fields of ( greatness ) |
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| accioxnutella |
[Aug. 18th, 2025|10:00 pm] |
“This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow,
as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.”
--Polonius; Hamlet, Act 1, Scene III
Emails/Texts/Voicemails/Spam/IC-Contact |
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[Aug. 17th, 2025|02:37 am] |
What would you do if I sang out of tune,
would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
and I'll try not to sing out of key.
Oh, I get by with a little help from my ( friends ) |
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[Feb. 13th, 2012|05:21 pm] |
So I just realized that I am not, in fact, a wizard. There was a spider in the bathtub. Let me repeat that. SPIDER. After flailing for ten a few minutes, I learned that Arania Exumai doesn't do anything but make the spider lift his front creepy little legs and skitter across the bathmat. So I took off my shoe and chucked it at him. I missed. So now there is a spider in or on my shoe. They're both still in the tub. And they will stay there. I'm completely okay with showering in the locker room at school. Alex can have the sink. Kammie.. I'm not sure. You're on your own, honey. I love you. :)
However, I'm still going to say Alohomora when walking through automatic doors because it makes me feel like a badass. Also a Jedi. This cannot be taken from me.
Wait. Maybe I can drown him?! I think I'll try that next. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2012|03:04 am] |
I'm starting to get my voice back which I'm thoroughly excited about. My throat doesn't feel like I've swallowed glass or sandpaper anymore but that annoying little tickle remains. My ears still feel as if they're going to pop but I can't do anything but wait that out; willing it away hasn't worked so far. And I'm no longer a mouth-breather because my nose is starting to clear up. So woo for that. Now I'm just waiting for this full-body ache to go away. I've done nothing but lay around the apartment for days.. how am I achy?
Maybe I need to.. run around or something. But bleh. I'd rather just flop onto the couch and watch cartoons. I've never been this lazy before. I need to shave. I think I may go lay in the tub and boil myself. That actually sounds kind of lovely.
I can't wait to get back to work. I miss frolicking and flailing and talking and laughing and teaching and caring whether or not I type run-on sentences. I miss Alex and kissing Kammie, among other things. I miss singing.
Oh, speaking of singing, Etta James died. So when I finally do get my voice back, if you randomly hear someone belting "Sunday Kind of Love" or "At Last", that'll be me.
Okay. I'm half-asleep and cuddly but am under quarantine, so bath it is. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|02:32 pm] |
I think I have the flu. Because.. yeah, it flew.
I just wanna go outside and play in the snow and make snowangels and snowmen and just dive headfirst into a huge pile by the parking lot and go all Jack Skellington on Portage by singing "What's This" at the top of my lungs and cuddle the holy living fuck out of everything and everyone but moving hurts. I swear to god, getting up to grab my laptop took more effort than what Frodo and Samwise expelled to get to Mordor.
Maybe I'm just whining, I don't know. I'm going to take a nap now. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2012|02:42 pm] |
This is going to be mostly a "I've been completely bored during my free period and instead of doing anything productive, I've been trolling the interwebz" post. Okay? Okay. You really don't have a choice in the matter. Sorry for not being sorry. :P
( Want to possibly lose brain cells? Click here. There's some amazing music laying behind this cut. And I know you're curious now. Clicky, clicky, clicky. )
Aid and Calli: The both of you were amazing last night. In the play. Hell, I just giggled. But seriously, you both were fantastical and I couldn't be more proud. ♥♥
So my students didn't believe me when I told them I used to perform a mash-up of Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time" and Beethoven's "Für Elise". They wanted me to "prove it", so in the middle of drama club, I did. This is the result. Ahah. My apologies, Ludwig.
I think I need a nap. |
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| To keep myself from trolling, here's an entry |
[Dec. 27th, 2011|11:47 am] |
So this may make me a nerd, but I often go to a website where I connect with other drama teachers. And there was a passage that made me laugh because, well.. it just fits. "Part of the magic of creative drama is the excitement of having that crazy teacher with the weird hair." Speaking of which, I need a haircut. I'm starting to get poofy again.
The more I think about it, the more I look forward to Arsenic and Old Lace. We're going to study a little more satire first because this production is essentially a play about plays and their genres. Another aspect that I absolutely love is that, no matter how far from "reality" the characters are, they always make an attempt to validate their own truth. And I just nerded out. My bad. Anyway, I've been outlining "character quirks" for extra notes on the scripts, but I'm trying not to do too much because I want my students to do their own research.
The one thing I'm on the fence about is having my students watch the film or Broadway production; it'll definitely be after auditions if we do. I don't want their interpretations of the characters to be influenced by Cary Grant or Boris Karloff's performances. Even though they're two totally BAMFs. Fun fact: Ronald Reagan was considered for the role of Mortimer Brewster before Cary Grant eventually won out. :D
Oh, also. Detroit is playing Green Bay again on the first. Maybe they'll have a better chance at kicking Packer Ass this time. I considered buying tickets, but.. no. Forty to fifty yard-line tickets are like.. over two hundred bucks. A piece. I think I'll settle for watching it at the bar and be all cozy and warm. Until I got my ass kicked for my Lions jersey, ahah.
Calli, I lovedlovedloved your gift! Its all ready full of cookies. And it didn't disappear yet, so that's awesome! :P
Aid, if it was okay with Kam, you weren't gay or dating Emma, and if we were Mormon, I'd ask you to marry me. Because seriously, ohmygod. However, that isn't going to sway me from kicking your ass on the Wii. ;)
I haven't yet learned my lesson not to buy Edgar cat beds. I bought him one with faux-fur lining, but he'd rather sleep in bags. And I have ( proof ) |
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[Dec. 21st, 2011|02:13 am] |
Man, I wish I had as much swag as this guy.
Also, totally going to hell for the blatant sexism and giggling at the "old people burning, old people burning" part.
ooc: definitely nsfw |
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[Dec. 17th, 2011|10:04 pm] |
So Christmas movie marathon tomorrow! .. I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands. Bahah. Elf quote, sorry. Anyway. Unfortunately it can't last too late because we all have jobs to return to on Monday. And while I am an insomniac, I'll need to at least attempt to get some sleep.. even though I'm fairly sure I'll just end up annoying Kam all night with Elf quotes. I wish I were joking. I'm going to roll over and snuggle up to her, grin widely and be all like, "I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up." Muhah. That should be one of my wedding vows... Hmm.
If anyone wants to come to this shindig, text me at [number] or shoot me a message at accioxnutella. Shoot me a message? Hah; like on an arrow... Our apartment isn't all that big and Alex may give his opinion about a few things but we have the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup! XD But I have a few bean bag chairs and Snuggies just in case we all can't fit on the couch. Lmao. I probably shouldn't admit that, but whatever.
I'm excited for the holidays. It'll be my first Christmas as a father! Alex won't remember it, but it's still going to be awesome. I have my very own family. :D
Ayyyy-ohhh!!! Are you going home? If you are, make sure to act inappropriately during Midnight Mass for me! And give my mom lots of hugs.
... you knew it was coming.
[Private to Sam]
Happy early Birthday.
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[Dec. 14th, 2011|01:43 am] |
"Who?" "WHAT?!" "Who?" "WHAT?!" "Who?" "WHAT?!" "Who?" "WHAT?!" "Who?" "YEAH!"
-Conversation between an owl and Lil Jon.
Anyway. So I've noticed that a lot of people are staying in town for Christmas and may not have anyone to spend their time with. And I was wondering if anyone wanted to have like.. a Christmas movie-marathon or something. I seriously have a ton of holiday films; everything from Holiday Inn (because hello Fred Astaire and Bing Crosby are made of awesome) to my personal favorite, Elf. Oh, I also consider Batman Returns a Christmas movie, so you'll have to just deal. Because Catwoman, unf. That and I love Tim Burton films. So.. yeah.
Also, Alex's first Christmas!!! \o/ And myself and Kamryn's kind-of-first Christmas, but not really.. sort of. I'm not entirely sure. But it'll be awesome anyway. :D
After the first of the year, auditions begin for Arsenic and Old Lace. Woo! So apparently the school board believes slashing throats isn't acceptable but poisoning is. Honestly, what happened to being straight-forward? >_< Bahah.
( Private to Calli ) |
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[Dec. 10th, 2011|11:44 am] |
( Private )
Someone has my dream car for sale around these parts. A '69 Mustang Cobra. And it's blue. I can't even... HNNNG.
Dreaming is free. (:
I.. need to stop looking at this car. Awkward. |
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| Sugar Explosions!!! |
[Dec. 3rd, 2011|09:52 pm] |
I think I found my Groom's Cake!!!!!!
Hunter!! Do you think you can replicate it!?!
So what does Logan do while everyone is asleep? He makes annoying little covers. Yep.
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[Nov. 30th, 2011|08:10 pm] |
Guys. Guys. Guys?
Guys!
I have Cheese Whiz!!!!
It's like.. delicious Silly String. I was going to say edible, but.. well, let's just say I'm still alive.
This has been a pointless post.
Back to your regularly scheduled programming! :) |
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[Nov. 27th, 2011|10:20 pm] |
Hello Wisconsin!!! We're back from Michigan. That was.. an experience. Dad has come a long way in finally accepting my choices, and he even defended me a few times when I was asked why I didn't go into the military like a lot of the men in my family. I can barely focus when drawing a circle, and you want to know why I'm not holding a firearm? Yeah, okay.
And like most of the family events with dad's side, there was a religious debate. A cousin of mine asked if Alex had been baptized yet and.. bleh. That was interesting. Some of mom's side came up from the Philippines to visit, but I thought that was a little too short-lived. I know they don't celebrate Thanksgiving, but c'mon now. I met a lot of cousins I didn't even know I had. My aunts were like, "Logan, eet. Too thin, eet."
It's weird to be a mix of two different cultures and still feel like you don't fit in anywhere.
Anyway, I had a lot of fun for the most part. Kam was shown a whole lot of photos she didn't really need to see. And every single dumb or hilarious story that involved me, they were only too happy to tell her. Multiple times. Like the time I was tired of being made fun of for my triangular eyebrows, so I decided to take action and shave them off. Yeah, they wouldn't let that one go. Apparently I can still be embarrassed; thought I was too outgoing for that.
We visited some of the guys I went to school with. It was kind of weird though, seeing them again while we're not in uniform. It feels like those days were ages ago. It's crazy how time changes things. They were all surprised that I had a fiancée, not to mention a son. Go figure. XD
Kammie was fantastic though; everyone fawned over her and Alex. And she didn't laugh at me too badly when she saw my old bedroom. Or point out that I still have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sheets. Or make fun of my Duck Tales bobble-heads. I did, however, bring some of my Harry Potter and High School Musical memorabilia home. Sorry, Kam, but I did sneak two Hello Kitty things into my suitcase. Muhahah.
It's good to be back! |
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[Nov. 25th, 2011|02:42 am] |
So... Green Bay beat Detroit.
:( |
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| Mama, I'm Comin' Home |
[Nov. 23rd, 2011|04:47 pm] |
Fact.
But only if I were single. Lmao, I love this. Gah.
Okay! I need a favor! I had to tell Edgar that he had to stay home because Kammie, Alexmeister, and I are heading to Detroit Rock City to spend Thanksgiving with my family. This was his reaction:
ooc: this is really my cat. isn't he cuuuute?
And I was wondering if any of you were willing to Edgar-sit for me. Don't let the photo scare you; I caught him mid-yawn. He's a huge cuddlebug, I swear. He puts up with my nuttiness and still comes back for more snuggles.
Please? I don't want to leave him in the apartment by his lonesome. :( I'll worry and he's like my son only.. quadrupedal. Food, litter, a dimebag of catnip, squeaky toys and other essentials will be supplied. Please, please?
I can't stop listening to Eminem, Iggy Pop, and this song. In 2027, if the cloning process is like that, I'm definitely going to volunteer. Jesus. I'm excited, ahahah. |
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[Nov. 21st, 2011|03:06 am] |
Because of the upcoming holiday, I wanted to write something beautiful and insightful, full of inspiration and hope. However, I can't really organize my thoughts at this particular moment.
Hmm. Well, it's always been an aspiration of mine to learn something new everyday. And while it was painful, I accomplished this goal today. So.. what did I discover?
Never brush your teeth while your hands are covered in lotion. Why? If you're an enthusiastic brusher, like myself, chances are you'll accidentally fellate your toothbrush.
My uvula hurts. I need softer bristles.
Logan: Doing dumb shit so you don't have to since 1987. |
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| For who could ever learn to love a beast? |
[Nov. 13th, 2011|11:33 pm] |
Today is November 13th, 2011. Do you know why this is important?
No?
Today is the twenty-year anniversary of Beauty and the Beast! What? I love that movie. Back in college, I uploaded a video of me singing "Belle", so I thought I'd commemorate this day with more nostalgia while simultaneously giving you all something to laugh at. Take a gander at the dork Kamryn took a liking to:
Just watch! I'm going to make Belle my wife!
Oh. Also, I'm engaged.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hee. :D I hope she doesn't come to her senses anytime soon.:P
Kammmmmie! Wanna watch it with me later? :D
EDIT because I'm an idiot: Play opens Monday night!!!! \o/ |
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| I've Got a Little List.... |
[Nov. 7th, 2011|01:54 pm] |
I'm feeling derp-y. And I have the urge to troll. I've tried resisting, but I'm going to give in to temptation. Okay? Okay.
So it's lunchtime. And I'm bored. So! I decided to work on my Bucket List. Not that I plan on dying anytime soon. Sorry. But.. the funny thing is.. making a Bucket List was like on my Bucket List. If that makes any sense.. which I'm not entirely sure it does. But I've had coffee today. I'm like a friggin'.. what were those called? One was named Gizmo. Gremlin! I'm like a Gremlin. You give me coffee and I'm just all vibrate-y and insane. It was amusing to watch my freshman class while I taught earlier. It was like they were watching a tennis match or something, hah.
Okay, so I got off topic. Nevermind that I had to scroll up to remember what my point was. I'm not sure if I even have one, but I digress. Bucket List, yes. And so I love the movie UP and, well, honestly, I love all things Disney-slash-Pixar.. Well, that's not completely true. I haven't watched Cars. I'm not a big fan of Larry the Cable Guy and he's.. Tater. Mater? Tomater? I'm not sure. Something-er. I know I can be preachy about the whole "judge not" thing, but I honestly cannot stand the whole Git-R-Done anthem. I can't. So yeah. I haven't watched it. Back to UP though. I loved how Carl and Elle had an Adventure Book, so I'm going to work on my half of one.. which will include, you know, my Bucket List. And it could also be used as Alex's baby book. Or maybe one day he can look through it and be like, "Wow. My dad is an idiot." Or something along those lines. I just think it would be fun for him to flip through it and see what Kam and I are like while we're still young and spry. XD
I'm already able to cross some things off, which I think is pretty cool. But this list is just.. it's long. I want to do so many things. It's insane. And a lot of it contains goals that seem so trivial, but the little things in life that are the most important really. Like.. eating an entire cake without my hands. I want to do this. Spend an entire day watching nothing but Disney movies.. I've already done this multiple times, but it's incredibly fun and nostalgic. I want to chase a tornado and find the end of a rainbow. Ride a motorcycle, get married and shove cake in Kam's her face.. maybe all in the same day. XD Donate my hair, visit the Philippines, and hug a penguin. Change someone's life and make someone laugh until he/she cries. Guh. I have a lot to accomplish. And my list just keeps getting longer. Jeez.
I'm hungry now. My brain is lingering on that whole cake-thing.
( Hey Kammie! ) |
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